I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat
me in chemistry class
unstable and not fully understood yet.
i’M IN MY
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.
Petition for that role to be
normally against reblogging things this cosplay-ish, but holy crap!
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
How did you fuck up rice?
And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
A child’s skull prior to loosing its baby teeth
children are terrifying little hellbeasts and I want you all to know this from a medical standpoint
For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…
A part of me is happy I turned off anon. A part of me misses the fun and games.