Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Scamp.
Happy birth (and death) day to Shakespeare!
Happy 450th birthday, Shakespeare. @twhiddleston reads Sonnet 18 for The Love Book app. Buy it.
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt and it was a big confusion and he was like “what are you talking about” and i panicked and said they were song lyrics
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge to finish what he started
surround yourself with people who
- praise you because they mean it
- don’t want anything but your company
- do their best to understand you
- you feel like you can confront if you need to
- (know they can confront you lovingly in turn)
- make you feel comfortable
- stick with you through good and bad times
- are positive influences on your everyday life
You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.